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  • xu1
    03-25 09:47 AM
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  • glus
    01-24 09:04 AM
    hi,
    Whichever status was approved the LATEST, that is the status you are in now. If H-1B status change was approved AFTER F-1 status was granted, then normally you are on H-1B status.




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  • HeeKwan
    04-18 04:52 PM
    Hello !

    My company had changed their Immigration Lawyer A to B.
    During this process my original PERM approved notification letter had been lost. I filed the I-140 on 6/14/2007 without the approval letter at Nebraska service center.

    PD: 3/6/2003 (EB3 ROW)
    Finger Printer: 12/6/2007.
    I-485: LUD: 12/7/2007 at TSC

    Labor Dept. said that they had sent, however, My previous lawyer did not have it, a new my company lawyer B did not have it, my company HR did not have it and I did not have it.
    I hope USCIS will request a duplicate approval notice from DOL directly after my I-140 has been filed, and how fast DOL acts on the request?
    DOL has stated that it acts on such requests immediately, so the adjudication of the I-140 should not be delayed significantly.

    Could you advise me, how long it will more delay for my I-140 approval processes in this cituation?

    Thanks ! :mad:




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  • sh2005
    08-03 06:43 PM
    Today, I received an email from USCIS that my EAD application got approved. My receipt date is on the 3rd week of May of 2007. What I don't understand is that the current processing time at NSC for I-765(EAD) for pending I-485 is March 26th, 2007.....



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  • bfadlia
    12-11 12:05 PM
    Apparently, no movement for EB3 ROW from November 2006 - April 2007:

    November - 2006: 01AUG02

    April - 2007: 01AUG02

    In May 2007, it jumped to 01AUG03. I hope that there will be a movement in Jan 2009, Feb 2009 VB but looking at the trends it doesn't smee like there will be any.

    I thought they changed their mindset from having no movement most of the year then jumping ahead several years in the last quarter and playing catch up.. this is what got them the 07 fiasco
    but apparently they are repeating the trend
    this no movement for ROW makes no sense at all




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  • Blog Feeds
    08-07 09:40 AM
    These are fun and hot summer days for us Immigration lawyers filing H1B cases (http://www.h1b.biz/lawyer-attorney-1137085.html). As employers are starting to hire again, we are faced with the challenges of the new Labor Condition Application System, iCert.

    The Labor Condition Application is a document which must be certified by the US Department of Labour and it an integral part in the H-1B applications. This document details the terms and conditions of employment, details of the employer, the work profile, rate of salary, prevailing salary (it means the lowest salary that can be paid to a h-1b visa holder) and the location where the h-1b holder will work. As of July 1, 2009 all LCA applications must be done via the icert system (http://icert.doleta.gov/)

    In the past week or so many LCA cases came back with denial notices. The notices had the following language:

    Reason for Denial: Section C.12 of this application contains an obvious inaccuracy. The Federal Employer Identification Number (FEIN) value entered in Section C.12 of the ETA Form 9035E could not be verified by the CNPC as a valid nine-digit FEIN assigned by the Internal Revenue Service (IRS). In order for the employer to overcome the issue identified on the denial determination for any future LCAs submitted using this exact FEINThe solution according to AILA for correcting an LCA denial when DOL states it cannot verify the FEIN is to provide FEIN documentation to the LCA Helpdesk in Chicago. This morning, DOL revised the FEIN-based iCERT denial notice, and it contains information on what documents to send via email to DOL or by fax. We hope this will resolve the problem and the unnecessary delays as the system takes almost a week to process a regular case. We will keep you posted.




    More... (http://www.visalawyerblog.com/2009/08/h1b_visa_lawyer_about_icert_wo.html)



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  • krishna_brc
    12-18 02:41 PM
    Can PERM Labor be filed by an employer for a dependent who is in AOS?
    Dependent has EAD and working.

    Thanks,
    Krishna




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  • RNANDIGAM1
    01-13 08:32 AM
    I have a similar situation. I-140 approved, waiting to file I-485.

    Will INS extend the visa if 6 the year of H1-B expires , say in about 5 months?



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  • sathyaraj
    10-01 02:40 PM
    Any responses to my questions?




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    01-20 07:00 AM
    AILA Leadership Has Just Posted the Following:


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    Sometimes, there are no words to describe someone's insensitivity. You just have to let them express it themselves. So, I give you the words of Reprsentative Steve King (R. Iowa), explaiing why TPS for Haitians is not necessary:

    Illegal immigrants from Haiti have no reason to fear deportation, but if they
    are deported, Haiti is in great need of relief workers and many of them could be
    a big help to their fellow Haitians.


    Rep. King's statement is reminiscent of Scrooge's statement from "The Christmas Carol:"

    First Collector: At this festive time of year, Mr. Scrooge, it is more than usually desirable that we should make some slight provision for the poor and destitute.
    Ebenezer: Are there no prisons?
    First Collector: Plenty of prisons.
    Ebenezer: And the union workhouses - are they still in operation?
    First Collector: They are. I wish I could say they were not.
    Ebenezer: Oh, from what you said at first I was afraid that something had happened to stop them in their useful course. I'm very glad to hear it.

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  • scorpion
    09-10 10:05 AM
    If the job description on the Labor allows 3 year degree. And if it is properly filed by the lawyer than there should not be any problem. I know few people who got their I-140 (EB3) approved from NSC with 3 year degree.




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  • harrydr
    01-13 09:34 PM
    Can anyone clear my doubts on the 2 scenarios below. Thanks.



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  • ak72377
    11-08 10:25 AM
    Dear Sir / Madam

    I am a software consultant on H1B. I have recently concluded my employment in California for client A and now I have relocated to GA where I am working for client B.

    I have the following questions in this regard:
    1) Should I do an LCA transfer to the state of GA from CA? + How many days do I have from the date of original relocation to do this transfer?
    2) Can I do this paper work by myself or would I need the help of an immigration lawyer? + Any idea of what the average / approximate expense would be?

    Any information with regards to this is highly appreciated.

    Many thanks in advance.




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  • map_boiler
    08-07 09:57 AM
    ...that location of the attorney does not matter, unless you need him/her to accompany you to the local USCIS office for complicated cases, or for interviews.

    I live in Chicagoland but my attorney is Ron Gotcher in CA (Calabassas/LA area), and I would recommend him very highly. The main thing I liked about him was that he is very reasonable and you can phone/email him as many times as you need to without getting charged left, right, and center.

    I would recommend that you pick an attorney that is competent and charges a reasonable price, and one that you're comfortable with as opposed to where they're located.



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  • martinvisalaw
    07-16 01:22 PM
    My MTR was received by USCIS on June 25, 2009. Today I received an auto-generated email with case status update. My MTR has been denied :-(

    Any advice for the next steps is appreciated.

    What were you or the company applying for originally that was denied? More details please....




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  • chee
    10-27 10:02 AM
    Application Type: I485, APPLICATION TO REGISTER PERMANENT RESIDENCE OR TO ADJUST STATUS

    Current Status: This case has been sent to another office for processing because it has jurisdiction over the case.

    On October 6, 2008, we transferred this I485 APPLICATION TO REGISTER PERMANENT RESIDENCE OR TO ADJUST STATUS to our LOS ANGELES, CA location for processing because they now have jurisdiction over the case. This case has been sent to our LOS ANGELES, CA location. Follow the link below to check processing dates. You can also receive automatic e-mail updates as we process your case. Just follow the link below to register.



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  • vallabhu
    03-05 11:25 AM
    Thanks psgprasad

    My case was filed in EB3 and denied due to B'Sc but we have a strong case to refile so we will do that I am using Adam from Murthy law firm.




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  • eyeswe
    08-23 02:38 PM
    My take and I am far from a lawyer.. so this is not legal advice...

    You can study on H4
    You cannot accept a scholarship
    You cannot take an in-campus job
    You cannot do an internship, apply for CPT or OPT's
    If the above are all true.. there is no need to inform USCIS




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  • ElusiveCard
    11-30 10:00 AM
    Hello All,

    If my priority date is current as of November bulletin, do I have time
    until 30th November to mail the I-485 application?

    Or does the DOS need to have received the application on or before 30th November?

    And if I am in California, where does the I-485 application physically go?

    [Its a long story why I didn't when the doors were open in July-Aug]

    Thanks!




    edaltsis
    04-23 06:06 PM
    All those who are worried what happens to their I-140, I-485 and GC should read this Press Release from USCIS.

    http://www.uscis.gov/files/pressrelease/I140_AC21_8403.pdf




    Kumbakonam
    11-09 09:32 PM
    Please channelize your positive energy for IV. Have you joined a State chapter? Join a State chapter now and talk to your chapter lead and help towards IVs cause :)

    Sure, thanks for the advice. Don't you want to be one-day President?:D As a side note, you have 10 green dots. Can I borrow one from you?:D



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